how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
the king of the jungle everybody
I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
“No matter what direction you view this image from the gun will be pointing at you.”
fucking jesse pinkman breaking science
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
so today in ict we were making home page buttons
and the teacher said ‘make it more professional’
so i just
i swear to god
what do people even SAY during sex????
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY